I won't be able to do storytelling after all.
1) cause when I try to record myself, I come out sounding like a well know chipmunk who is giving a hard time trying to find when of the older pictures of him
2) I have writer's block and can't finish my story
and 3) ... no, that's it.
I'll use my account to win medals since those are always fun, but that's it. Well, I turned out to be a short-lived and useless character, now didn't I??